- Sex on legs
- Tiger in the bedroom
- Waiscoast is TEH SEX
- Possibly the rudest person you will EVER meet
- Cute. END OF.
Hannah: "Yeh, she was a tiger in the bedroom!" (Lola walks past...)
Michelle: "Aye up, sex on legs.."
The person with this name is the most amazing person you will ever meet. After you say hi to her, magic fairy dust will sprinkle on your head and then you'll be able to FLY! OMG! Who WOULDN'T want to fly? That girl is so cool. Her name must be Lola! *begins to fly*
I have met a few of you in real life. Have any of you flown shortly after having met me, while shouting OMG to yourself?
And now for something completely different...
Some dude named Marc Jacobs created a perfume after me. The description is as follows: "This warm floral bouquet conveys the free spirit of today's sexy, modern girl - she is playful, cool, and flirtatious. Blooming midnotes of rose, fuschia peony, and geranium make a feminine statement. Layers of vanilla, warm tonka bean, and creamy musk create a sensuous drydown".
This lead me to ponder some of life's greatest philosophical questions.
Should I be looking to sue on the grounds of identity theft because of that eerily accurate description? And does my creamy musk create a sensuous drydown? And if so is my sensuous drydown a danger to myself and others? Should I come with a warning label? Where should that label be on my person? Easily accessible? Or in a very naughty place?
These are questions that need answering! Since they have kept me up at night, I may just need your help in answering some of them.