I say none of these silly little wars wars had the power, the scope, the sheer magnificence of this epic battle. Yes, it is the pitched conflict that will most likely shake the very foundation of the world we call the blogosphere. And, it is brewing in the Amphibian world.
Of course, I speak of the to-the-hopefully-very-bloody-death-cage match of...
Newt The Wonder Frog's Lily Pad vs. Crazy Thoughts... from a crazy newt.
Three chances to vote.
Three chances to change the world.
There Can Be Only One. Newt.
I had the fortune to sit down with Trinity and he has thrown down his webbed gauntlet. "This was an unprovoked war from a foreign power...if Power and Canada can ever be used in the same sentence. And I am going to protect my Lily Pad with the Verbal Fervor that will make sure this Fake Newt will never forget. He won't know what hit him."
In the interest of fairness, I also spent time behind enemy lines. Crazy Newt had this to say: "Once every lifetime, an underdog stands up for what is right. David vs. Goliath. Chinese guy vs. Tank. Reese's Peanut Butter cups vs. Plain ol' Peanut Butter. This war is the modern incarnation of that eternal conflict... Newt vs. Frog. May the best newt win."
But if you are still not convinced that you want to partake in the outcome of this war, don't take my word for it. Take a look at what these frenzied onlookers had to say.
"I don't know what you are talking about."- Random Security Guard That Works In My Building
"...." Lola's Mother
So dear readers, I encourage you to read each of their posts and vote. Because the fate of the Newts lie within your hands.
Read the complete rules of the battle here.
Ribbit, Ribbit, bitch!