Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Lola vs. Robin Ho & Halloween Shenanigans

I woke up at 7:30am still in my Robin Hood costume; one boot on, one boot off and no stalkings to be found (underwear still in tact- small victory but I will take it), with a business card stuck down the front of my corset and Zombie make-up smeared all over half my face.

Actually, I'm pretty sure I molested the Zombie. I blame the glasses. A pair of black wire-rimmed glasses is like kryptonite to me. I get that long, slow pull deep in my belly and every animalistic urge lurking in my subconscious goes on full alert. I don't know why. But I simply cannot be held responsible for my actions when a guy slips them on.

Zombie: I just got out of a relationship.
Lola: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
Zombie: (slips on glasses) So you know, I don't want you to get disappointed.
Lola: Who said anything about being disappointed? (sees glasses, starts to quiver) I was just thinking of a wild bout of hot, sweaty sex. (moves closer) And I'm talking dirty, naughty things would be involved. (lowers voice) Want to go for a walk?

I guess Robin Ho was in full form. And speaking of Robin Ho, without further ado, here are some pictures from All Hallows Eve:

PhotobucketRobin Ho & the Devi-AngelPhotobucket

My friend has a party every year on Halloween and it's so big and elaborate that him and his friends literally have to start the decorating process in September. We had a scream (ha-ha) walking through the gory chop-happy surgeon's room, the haunted library, the foggy cemetery, and the forest of fear.

Where I met some new friends...




So to recap this Halloween I kissed a sexy girl cop, sat on Stephen Hawking's lap to check out his laptop, and had a tryst with a Zombie in the forest of fear.

In other words, the night was a big success. How about all of you?

***Is this worthy of being an unsung hero, Trinity? I do hope so, because your blog post about me was just too lovely not to mention it and thank you again.***


Jeanette said...

You Halloween seems a little more exciting, but mine was great as well! Luckily my roommate removed my make up before I got in my bed with white sheets haha.

tennysoneehemingway said...

Woah, hot costume. Did I happen to mention that I wear black, wire rimmed glasses? True Story.

Anonymous said...

Nice! I mean, hello, where's the fun in making out with people you ALREADY know? ;)

ChinkyGirLMeL said...

oh wow. what a wild wild halloween party. geez, now how come we don't have any fun parties like that here? hehehe

Unknown said...

Oh Lola. Robin Ho did not disappoint. Until we are sisters, nothing will ever be good enough.

Anonymous said...

Ours was boring compared to yours. You were feeling her boobs, weren't you! Ha!


Trinity said...

Why must you live all the way in NJ? I must say that was exciting. I like the outfit but where is your bow and arrow?

I feel like because of this blog you will one day have a person approach you wearing thick glasses and speaking in an accent and he will talk to you about some video game and ND football and you will melt and fall in love.

Chris Gooch said...

So HOT! It's that time of day again where I need to go for a cold shower...damn you Lola!

Mr O said...

those pictures are great. The one where you are sitting down with your new friend and their is either a dude or a statue staring at you guys is hilarious.

And while I met criteria for your last post with the accent, sadly I don't wear glasses of any kind. But I am very happy for the zombie who did.

I agree with Trinity, one day someone is going to read this and fit ALL your likings and it will be game over

Hunter said...

Now that's a party! Looks like a lot of fun.

Laura said...

@Jeanette- I think anywhere you go, it has to be exciting!

@Tennyson- Thanks for the compliment! I was a little bit worried to wear as the skirt is insanely short but I had two great friends to help with the tugging. Oh wow, that sounds dirty. You have glasses? I'm intrigued!

@CoolAsFolk- Exactly!!!!

@ChinkyGirlMel- It was really fun. PLus, the people were awesome, which made it even better.

@uncorked- I'm glad I didn't disappoint! It is a dream of mine that someday, sometime Rapunzel and Robin Ho will be in the same state to unleash their inner ho-bag together. And become family for reals. Fyi, you were a total babe in your costume.

@Secretia- I'm gonna go with stealing her stein instead.

@Trinity- It definitely was one of my best Halloween's ever. My bow and arrow was an annoying prop that I left home. The jaunty little cap also wouldn't stay on. Sigh, a girl can dream. Hopefully I won't run away from him. ;)

@Mysterg- So I didn't disappoint? I was nervous -seeing as how everyone was so interesting in seeing me in the costume. Is it naughty of me to think it's fantastic that I enticed you into a cold shower?

Lovely Mr. O- Thanks! The one on my lap is actually my old friend. I was referring to creepy Frankenstein in the picture. His eyes are hilarious. The one I kissed is my new friend, who now thanks to facebook, I know her name! Perhaps you should invest in a pair. ;) I don't know about that, I'm a hard one to catch.

Laura said...

@Hunter- It was certainly one of the best Halloween's I've had in a long time.

Hannah Miet said...

I saw quite a few Robin Ho's in the village. I might have even kissed one. I have a very foggy recollection of Halloween (I jumped on stage at Zombie Burlesque, if that's any indication). But NONE of the Robin Ho's were even close to as hot as you. You own the forest.

I love (and agree with) Trinity's post.

Anonymous said...

Dammmmmn, you totally blew me out of the water! Ugh. You're way too much fun. Let's hang out.

P.S. SMOKIN' costume. How are you such a tanned ginger?

Laura said...

@Hannah- Why is everyone being so nice to me today? That's a kick ass compliment and much appreciated. I was a bit self conscious at first but it's seriously awesome that you guys think it looked good! I am not going to be able to walk out the door due to the size of my ego.

@angryredhead- I'm half Italian, so that's where the darker skin comes into play. Plus, I don't know why but my skin comes out darker in pics. You guys are making me want to wear that costume out all the time now! Yes, I haven't been to Newfoundland, so maybe the fact that you are there warrants a trip!

Merrick said...

Did you rob from the rich and give to the poor? I also hear that zombie genitals are kinda dead so hopefully he was able to rise to the occasion. . .enough terrible puns? What I would have given to be that business card.

Vodka Logic said...

Looks like fun was had by all..

Laura said...

@Merrick- I stole some kisses. ;) What's funny about the business card is that it was a girl's number. Go figure.

@Vodka- It was definitely good times!

The Peach Tart said...

You are looking hot hot hot.

Laura said...

@Peach- I am getting way too many compliments for my own good. Thanks! I am blushing right now.

Unknown said...

If you go to Newfoundland to see Candice - I'm coming too.

Simon said...

All I can say is: the original Robin Hood would have been proud to have been represented by you. Indeed this is the real reason why the much-vilified Sheriff of Nottingham – the one with the black, wire-framed glasses – was so keen to capture Robin and have her in his dungeons.

And while I realise you’d expect a man to say this, no, your skirt was not too short.

Judearoo said...

Killer boots, lady! :)

rachaelgking said...

Can't it be beer AND boobs? Then you'd just be double fisting! ;-)

Lola Lakely said...

@uncorked- Um, I wouldn't have it any other way babe!

@Simon- Mmm, I would like to be in the sheriff's dungeoun. Bad boys with glasses are way too appealing at this juncture of my life. In a way it's sad. No one got to see my frilly green underwear.

@Judearoo- They were ridiculously fun to wear.

@Lilu- Yes, yes it can. And in fact, now that I think about it, it was.

Lana said...

nice boobies should never go unmolested. well done you :)

Kate said...

Sounds like a very fun night..... Kate x

Mr. Condescending said...

I'm late to this :(

I'm so jealous of you and V having so much fun at these parties.

And you guys are so sluttastic!

Laura said...

@Lana- Thank you for wishing molestation on my boobs! Yay!

@Kate- It was, thank you!

@Mr. C- Fashionably late is hot. Slutastic, that's going in my dictionary.