Thursday, July 30, 2009

Lola vs. Things and Stuff And Things

Things Lola has spilled on herself in the past two days:

  • Iced Caramel Machiatto
  • Key Lime Pie Gelato
  • Acai Berry Juice (on white effing pants no less)
  • Pizza Sauce
  • Iced Regular Coffee
  • Fat Free Honey Mustard Salad Dressing
  • The Sewage they claim is coffee at work
  • The Sauce they serve with steamed dumplings
  • Iced Blueberry Coffee
  • 1.7 oz of Brown Sugar and Fig body lotion

People she would like to thank for this:

Her dumb ass self.

Yeah, I know this is a stupid post but I felt the need to let people know that despite popular belief I do have a weakness. That apparently takes the shape of spilling every liquid possible on my clothing except for ones that are clear and easy to get out.

27 comments:

The Vegetable Assassin said...

You and I must be related then! If it's spillable, I'll be wearing it!

the girl with the pink teacup said...

Oh God, I can totally relate. If it's capable of leaving stains and I'm wearing white ANYTHING, you can guarantee I'll end up with it on my clothing somewhere. And I realise how seedy that last sentence sounded, but can't think of a way to fix it. GAH! Bad day today. But to conclude: You are so awesome, Lola.

Tennyson ee Hemingway said...

Ditto. If it can be spilled and leave a horrible, impossible to clean mark, I'll spill it on myself. Usually at lunch time, five minutes before I have to go back to work. I'm such an idiot.

Valerie said...

I don't wear white for this very reason. I'm also good at getting flour on me when I'm baking, and I've burnt holes in a couple shirts and pants working.

Jeanette said...

I was going to think of something worse that you could spill to tell you to watch out for, but I couldn't think of anything, you've spilled pretty much everything! haha. It's alright, I run into walls about 5 times a day.

When Pigs Fly said...

That would be me every week. I can't eat without spilling something on myself. And, with horses that like to slobber on my shirts, I look like a homeless mess.

Organic Meatbag said...

Oh come on! What, no red wine or grape juice?! Hehehehe...just kidding...I am wearing a white shirt today and don't need any bad karma... if I do spill something on myself today, you'll be the first to know about it...

Mr. Condescending said...

Haha I spill drinks all the time, but not that much! Lol

*uncorked said...

nothing alcoholic? right, because that would be a waste. and it's okay, you're still pretty great - maybe not flawless, but there are so few of us without flaws of any kind...and we're very exclusive.

Nickie. said...

Totally sounds like me. I'm always spilling liquids on myself. lol.

PS-you have an award!

Stereos and Souffles said...

All the above sounds good, in my mouth, not on my clothes. Seems caffeine and sugar are your driving forces. I like it.

Lola Lakely said...

I had no idea that this problem was as wide spread as it is! Does it make me a bad person that I feel so good to have company in my miserably clumsy state?

@Veg- Between your post yesterday and the above post, I think the magic 8-ball says it is decidely so over the possibility we may have some similar blood running through our veins.

@Girl- By now, I adore any seedy sentences you throw my way! Thank you for equating awesomeness with spillage. ;)

@Ten- I am so happy that I am within such good company. I do the spilling five minutes before work as well. Remind me to post about the time that I did that almost ruined chances of a promotion. It involves spongebob. Intrigued?

@Val- Buringin holes huh? That's a new one. Thank god I don't smoke!

@Jeanette- If there is something worse, it is guarenteed I will find it.

@When- That's why I don't have animals- as much as I love them- I would end up a hot mess!

@Organic- Please keep me posted! Oh and Acai Berry Juice is pretty much the same color and consistency of grape juice. So I have that covered!

@Uncorked- If I had had any alcohol in the past two days, then some of it would have landed on me. Once I spilled the entire contents of a Pear martini into my purse. That was fun.

Little Ms Blogger said...

OMG..I'm so glad you posted this. It never fails, every damn day I'm spilling something on myself. I've finally learned to keep shout on my dresser and spray everything prior to hitting the laundry basket.

On another note, does the Acai Berry stuff work?

Lola Lakely said...

@Little Ms. Blogger- Thanks. Well it depends. Acai Berry Juice has way more antioxidents and nutrients than other juices. As for the slimming down effect, I think that's a big myth. It has way too much sugar for that to happen. But it is very good for you and delicious.

JennyMac said...

Wow...thats quite a bit of spillage..but the Brown Sugar and Fig body lotion is at least hydrating your skin. LOL.

Gorilla Bananas said...

If I were you I'd strip naked before consuming anything liquid.

Lola Lakely said...

@Gorilla- Funny enough. I did to make a protein shake once. And yeah, forgot to put the bleender top on correctly. You can imagine how fun it was to shower after that.

Merrick said...

Wait. . .naked protein shakes? You can't just hang that out there like that and not expect me to say SOMEthing. I'm not a huge spiller but I will say that Key Lime Pie Gelato sounds DELISH! I'm grilling tonight and will BBQ sauce myself in your honor. You're an amazing lady, Lola. Hope ur rockin~

Lola Lakely said...

@Merrick- I've already talked to you in most venues today but one more can't hurt right? Thanks hun! Rockin' away after a grueling game of Marion Tennis. Yeah more on the naked shakin later. ;)

Durante said...

Maybe there could be a cooking show on the food network featuring interesting food creations through spilling. I'm kind of shocked by that large list.

Mr. Condescending said...

Key lime pie is so tasteke I want som e now!

Tennyson ee Hemingway said...

Oh, you can colour me intrigued. Spongebob? I hope that's not a euphamism for something I should'nt be hearing.

King of New York Hacks said...

Sounds like a good start !!!

bluntdelivery said...

Dearest adjoined other half that was ripped from my loins at birth,

you have. no. idea. I spill absolutely freaking everything. And there will be mention of this in my next post because the catastophe that happened today was legendary. ugh.

longingly yours,

blunt

mo.stoneskin said...

At least the salad dressing was fat free, you wouldn't want to mess up your clothes AND gain wait from doing so!

Nic said...

But...how??

Girl Interrupted said...

Ha! I'm so with you on this one, I love to wear white but rarely do for this very reason.

Can I also just say how relieved I am to see that none of the spillages involved alcoholic beverages ... that would just be criminally wasteful ;)