Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Lola vs. Herself

Who is Lola Lakely?

Although the name does have a certain ring to it, I am not a porn star. Sadly I’m not even one of those skinamax actresses a la Red Shoe Diaries. Sigh. A girl can dream. However, there are a few things that you should know about me. I am not a manipulator, I am merely an outcome facilitator. I'm single, sarcastic, just a little bit naughty, extremely commitment phobic, and I love, love the socially awkward experiences that make lesser mortals cringe. I love Notre Dame football and therefore spend most of the college football season irrationally angry. I play videogames, have the tastes of a 14 year old boy, and drink Patron Tequila like it's my job.
I'm also quite comfortable residing in the township of saying-exactly-what-I-think.

Between writing about my jaunts with women who live in crazy girl paranoia land, awkward dating experiences, and embarrassing moments, I hope I can amuse you. But don't take my word for it!

"I don't even know how to properly explain why you should read this blog - but you should. Unless you want baby seals to be clubbed to death. Yes, it is true that if you don't read Lola, baby seals will die. She's basically like drinking a cabernet, at Enzo and Lucia, after watching The Holiday and before curling up with The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society. See? Do it for the baby seals. "- V, uncorked.