My name is Lola Lakely and although the name does have a certain ring to it, I am not a porn star. Sadly I’m not even one of those skinamax actresses a la Red Shoe Diaries. Sigh. A girl can dream.
However, something happened a few weeks ago that made me question my femininity. During the Superbowl, I came to the sad realization that I quite possibly could be a 14 year old boy. In rapid succession, the following events occurred:
2.Then of course, the G.I. Joe preview exploded on the screen and I immediately screamed out “Wait a minute! Go back! Rewind- now pause- was that Snake Eyes?”
3.This was directly followed by one of the guys mentioning Fallout 3- to which I realized I was farther in the game then anyone there.
And finally for the piece de resistance…
4.The game came back on and the camera zeroed in on the name of one of the
I guess I’ll take what I can get.